So I came home on Friday evening after a few beers at the office to the welcome site of a flat that had been broken into.
I swear they must have been watching me. The bastards left meat in my bed, drank my booze (don't worry, the peach brandy is still there!) stole all my very precious jewelry and then had the audacity to crap in my loo and leave huge flemmy boogers in my hand basin!
The Fluckers even went through my underwear drawer, I know because they left strings of beads in there!
Shit , what a great start to the long weekend! Now I don't even want to go home, I'm kak bang!
shit man tania, that's horrible! why do you think they were watching you? how gross man. did they take anything else like ur tv, laptop? at least now you don't have tell debbie that you drank all her booze, you have a legitimate reason for it all being finished!!!
ReplyDeleteI think it was the the builders next door. They knew I would not be there the whole day.
ReplyDeleteLuckily I had my laptop with me, but they took the dvd player, my Arcus Gibb picnic set, a Htc cellphone and another nokia. It looks like they just stuffed everything into my big navy blue travel bag and just hopped out!
Oh, I also noticed my little stash has disappeared....mmm..
that is so not ayoba!! u feeling ok?
ReplyDeletei'm coming home next weekend to whale
ps why do you have so many phones?